Michael: It's just the cost of a cup of coffee an hour.
Andy: You were man enough to back down Michael, I'm proud of you.
Michael: I had to make a snap decision Dwight.

Dwight: It wasn't a snap decision, you were sitting there for an hour.

So, I would just like to share one of the most amazing experiences of my life with you. For one thing, May Fete is the most amazing/ weirdest tradition ever. I had the awesome privilege of singing the dedication song to the senior girls. I put a lot of work into it: picking the song, organizing practices, learning my part, making it cool... But, I still feel like I did nothing compared to how much all of the dancers and crew worked.
So, the celebrity apprentice...... I watched a couple episodes but, after my former governor Blagojevich got fired, I lost interest. (People said they couldn't believe how dumb he was, but I thought he was really funny.)

I think that my amazing graphic design skills say it all. Do you have an old twister board lying around? Poke a hole in a binder, shove the board into the plastic covering, insert spinny-thing and.... Voila! You have a twister binder. When faced with a dull moment (such as an awkward silence) simply spin the spinner and whatever color it lands on, everyone around you has to touch something that color! INSTANT FUN!!!
DJ Roomba

This one comes to us from an awesomely funny TV show, Parks and Recreation. Also pretty simple: put an iHome on a roomba and then it's like a robot cleans your house for you while blasting out the jams of the Black Eyed Peas. If I had roomba or an iHome, I would totally do this. I think it could catch on...
So, for starters, I'd like to say that I really should (and probably will) repost this blog next year sometime. I (Drew Harper) want to talk to you (my fellow Juniors) about drama next year.

Ok. I did it. I bought the soundtrack to Alice in Wonderland.
The three words that describe Dwight's life.



For the record, this caption has nothing to do with the picture. Neither does it have anything to do with this blog."For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord."
A musical transaction - For those of you who don't know me, two of my favorite things are music, and late-night comedy. Music is by far one of the most awesome things in the world. Enough said. Late night comedy has for a long time been my way of ending the day and comedy in general is an interest of mine. Not unfrequently are the two mixed -- with varying results. I see a lot of bands do Saturday Night Live. Some are good; some aren't. But, the Ting Tings (January 16, 2010) did the best live show I've heard in a while.
The Ting Tings are an indie rock duo from the UK . You probably know them from their song "That's Not My Name". Unlike many popular artists (Rihanna, Taylor Swift), the Ting Tings chose not to perfom on SNL with an accompanying band. The music that the two of them couldn't do live on stage was tracked and probably controlled by the drummer. On top of heavy beats and sweet British punk vocals the loop keeps growing and growing and what is left is overwhelming musical power. So overwhelming that you wouldn't think it came from just two people with some instruments, some computers, and a ton of raw talent. They take it one step further and honor a great SNL sketch on their first (hopefully not last) performance. You won't find "more cowbell" on their cd or any mp3 -- just live.
This is us at homecoming. I'm very sweaty.