Michael: It's just the cost of a cup of coffee an hour.
Andy: You were man enough to back down Michael, I'm proud of you.
Michael: I had to make a snap decision Dwight.

Dwight: It wasn't a snap decision, you were sitting there for an hour.

So, I would just like to share one of the most amazing experiences of my life with you. For one thing, May Fete is the most amazing/ weirdest tradition ever. I had the awesome privilege of singing the dedication song to the senior girls. I put a lot of work into it: picking the song, organizing practices, learning my part, making it cool... But, I still feel like I did nothing compared to how much all of the dancers and crew worked.
So, the celebrity apprentice...... I watched a couple episodes but, after my former governor Blagojevich got fired, I lost interest. (People said they couldn't believe how dumb he was, but I thought he was really funny.)

I think that my amazing graphic design skills say it all. Do you have an old twister board lying around? Poke a hole in a binder, shove the board into the plastic covering, insert spinny-thing and.... Voila! You have a twister binder. When faced with a dull moment (such as an awkward silence) simply spin the spinner and whatever color it lands on, everyone around you has to touch something that color! INSTANT FUN!!!
DJ Roomba

This one comes to us from an awesomely funny TV show, Parks and Recreation. Also pretty simple: put an iHome on a roomba and then it's like a robot cleans your house for you while blasting out the jams of the Black Eyed Peas. If I had roomba or an iHome, I would totally do this. I think it could catch on...